Did the bloke who hit leona lewis in the face the other day mistake her for lennox lewis?
Friday, October 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died.
Old maybe but i've just found it
Check out this video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8
Sent from my iPhone
Thursday, August 27, 2009
useful tip of the day
If you're practicing your moonwalking in your kitchen you might want to check your cats water bowl isn't directly behind you or you could end up kicking it all over yourself and the floor. Bad, schamon!
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Monday, July 13, 2009
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Thursday, July 09, 2009
out in the country
Made it out last night for a too short cycle. Took a route that I'd normally have gone for a run on, but at least I made it out. I was planning on going out on a proper ride tonight from York to Selby on the national cycle route but it is currently raining VERY heavily so that might get delayed. RUBBISH.
Well last night after a lot of dicking around I made it out on the road at around dusk. It's strange the amount of wildlife you get to see on a bike, rabbits everywhere. I'm sure Chas 'n' Dave have a song that could be appropriated. Well last night I saw the usual mass of rabbits around York Race Course, as well as an owl in flight. Well I'm pretty sure it was a barn owl, not that I know 1 thing about birds. So I'm cycling along marvelling at the owl when I see a chav ahead who has got off his bike and is poking around at something in a lay-by. As I got closer I could see that he was poking a squirrel, that was flicking around and I guess had been hit by a car, with his foot. I didn't stop but I did wonder whether his interest in the distressed squirrel was out of concern or for entertainment. Who knows?
Well last night after a lot of dicking around I made it out on the road at around dusk. It's strange the amount of wildlife you get to see on a bike, rabbits everywhere. I'm sure Chas 'n' Dave have a song that could be appropriated. Well last night I saw the usual mass of rabbits around York Race Course, as well as an owl in flight. Well I'm pretty sure it was a barn owl, not that I know 1 thing about birds. So I'm cycling along marvelling at the owl when I see a chav ahead who has got off his bike and is poking around at something in a lay-by. As I got closer I could see that he was poking a squirrel, that was flicking around and I guess had been hit by a car, with his foot. I didn't stop but I did wonder whether his interest in the distressed squirrel was out of concern or for entertainment. Who knows?
Friday, July 03, 2009
Saturday, June 27, 2009
trapped in my flat
This is another weekend that I'm on call, but this one I am expecting a call as there is scheduled work being carried out, meaning that I've got to stay at home for today and maybe tomorrow waiting for the phone to ring.
There are any number of things I could be doing. The flat is a fucking tip and desperately needs a clean but I've got sidetracked by my laptop yet again. This time I'm organising downloads and looking up random shit on wikipedia. Hitler's political beliefs anyone?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler%27s_political_beliefs
There are any number of things I could be doing. The flat is a fucking tip and desperately needs a clean but I've got sidetracked by my laptop yet again. This time I'm organising downloads and looking up random shit on wikipedia. Hitler's political beliefs anyone?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler%27s_political_beliefs
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